You know what? I've been reading a lot of Square Root of Minus Garfield lately, which is like Garfield Minus Garfield with even more inside-jokes and a fair amount of specific nerd humor.
I was inspired to create my own variant. It's based on a classic Garfield Minus Garfield, but with an extra panel to make it even more dumb. Honestly very little time was spent thinking it up (as if it weren't completely obvious). Most of the effort was in trying to get the third panel to be mostly consistent with the other two in terms of coloring, as well as editing out Garfield and Odie.
Here's the result:
Considering that no other characters have shown up, the implications are staggering.